Worst Analogies in High School Essay



They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.



He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.



She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.



The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.



McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup.



His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free. http://amplify.com/u/a13p1k