A particular perspective on life

slightly jaundiced, nicely weird



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My pessimism has never failed me, but I'm sure someday it will.

The best thing about telepathy is...I know, right?

Can I legally change my name to the same name, but with a bigger font?

Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning. Or possibly just a very hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked.

Growing up is when you go from using drugs for fun to using drugs for survival.

If you call Starbucks "Starbs," I hope you get totes murds.

Amish murderers get the acoustic chair.

I woke up feeling British, melancholy & vaguely homoerotic. Turns out I left the air conditioner on Depeche Mode all night.

"I see you're admiring my striped vest," said no one ever.

"Polar bears can't jump." -Black bears

Opposites attract, which is why it sucks to be this handsome.

Lately I've been using this great new stress relief technique that I call "Freaking The Fuck Out."

I wish I loved anything as much as I hate almost everything.

Overs, Worst To Best: 1) Comb 2) Hang 3) Left 4) Make 5) Sleep

Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Sometimes we just snuggle.

I like to follow up a compliment with a threat. For example, "Nice shirt! I'll fight you for it." Read more at favstar.fm

 

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