If you're ever chatted up...

...by a super hero, this information might help you make a wise choice about whether to play hard to get or....well, you do the maths!





Go well

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You must be a bad girl, because my spidey senses sure are tingling south.

I hope you don't mind heat, cause I've gotta strong urge to get my flame on.

Don't worry, babe, I'm only quick on my feet.

Put me in the right mood, and I can be be a beast in bed. Literally.

My metal suit isn't the only reason they call me Iron Man.

Ever hook up with a god? Didn't think so.

I may be blind, but my braille skills tell me you've got some fine humps.

You'll be surprised to learn that I really have no weakness, especially in my "crib tonight."

I'm Batman. Read more at www.collegehumor.com

 

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